If he can't get 25 donations
We suck as a blogosphere!
(I couldn't do the rhyming thing)
Look, we have 3 out of our 25 donations. We want 22 more. Give it to us.
There must be at least 22 Republicans in Lansing who want Mark out?
Ok ok, I get it ... you need some incentive. How about this ...
In the State Senate, Mark has fought for an increase in the minimum wage, protected the earned income tax credit, and supported the bi-partisan effort that saved the Battle Creek Air National Guard Base.
Impressive, I know! That alone would be enough reason to donate, but would you believe, there's more!?!
Mark is a friend to the environment, having opposed drilling for oil in the Great Lakes and introducing bills to regulate water bottlers that siphon off Michigan groundwater.
Pretty amazing, isn't it? We have got to get this guy into Congress. Are you ready to donate?
Okaaay ... how 'bout we throw a little sugar on top ...
If you're among the next 22 donors, you'll get this beautiful commemorative Mark Schauer '08 Desktop folder.*
That's right! Those of you looking for practical, yet visually pleasing digital storage, look no further! This little beauty is like no other! With this on your desktop, you'll turn heads! You'll be the talk of the town! You'll learn to speak Spanish! You'll lose 20 pounds in a week! (Or gain 20 pounds of lean muscle. Whatever) And most importantly, you'll help send Mark Schauer to Congress!!!
So hurry over to https://actblue.com/page/schauer and get your donation in to Mark.
*Windows users only, offer not good outside the continental US |
