Where is the Dillon Surrender Agreement?

LOL (4.00 / 3)

I imagine it was just a piece of paper with a bunch of budget target numbers on it - but this is funny.  

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by: wizardkitten @ Fri Sep 25, 2009 at 04:57:56 AM CDT

White Flag of Surrender (4.00 / 3)

Where's Saul Anuzis when we need him?  Saul would have already posted the surrender agreement on his blog by now.

For now we'll just have to visualize the moment at which Andy Dillon signed on to Mike Bishop's instrument of surrender.

But, it's just a matter of time before Bishop, Matt Marsden, and the Senate Republicans start waving that agreement around the Capitol like Andy's white flag of surrender.

Andy will send his magic supplemental to the Senate, begging for more money, and he will be met with his signature on the surrender agreement.

The House Democrats might be able to convince Andy Dillon to allow a vote on some funding to support Democratic values, and the Senate Republicans will point to Andy Dillon's signature on the budget surrender document.

Andy Dillon has been p'wnd by Mike Bishop.

Andy Dillon was supposed to fight for Democrats and people who have no one else to fight for them.  Instead has has decided wave the white flag of surrender.

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by: TrueDem @ Fri Sep 25, 2009 at 05:40:32 AM CDT

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Aside to Andy Dillon (4.00 / 2)

The next time you find yourself in a poker game, remember the old saying: "If you can't identify the pigeon at your table, then it's you."

"When you smoke and drink, that tobacco doesn't mix with alcohol and you feel lousy the next morning, so I gave up cigarettes."--former Tiger manager Mayo Smith.

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by: Snarky Anderson @ Fri Sep 25, 2009 at 11:05:30 AM CDT

Andy Should Have Figured Out He Was the Pigeon in the Room With Bishop (4.00 / 4)

Dillon's Surrender document is historic as it represents total capitulation without firing one political shot. Did Andy get lost looking into those eyes? Or is this Andy's briallant strategy to end partisanship "What do you want Senator Bishop? Just my signature on a letter agreeing to adopt the budget the Senate Republicans passed? Sure I would be happy to sign it as it demonstrates what kind of brilliant, bold, out of the box, non partisan thinker I am." Dillon's Surrender will go down in history with a certain wooden horse.  

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by: Steven T. Mason @ Fri Sep 25, 2009 at 19:00:35 PM CDT

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Maybe we need to give Andy credit where credit is due. (0.00 / 0)

Maybe Andy just very bright. Or maybe we can't figure out if Andy is playing chess or checkers.  

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by: SpeakUpMI @ Sun Sep 27, 2009 at 13:45:46 PM CDT

Andy Dillon is Bright like a Fire Fly (0.00 / 0)

Besides conning the House Democratic Caucus into electing a Republican Speaker, what has Andy Dillon ever done that evidences brightness? Has Andy even came  up with the legislation to implement his death panel health care plan that John Engler loved (and probably thought up)? Andy should spend less time drunkenly bad mouthing the Governor at the Exchange and more time actually working. But a person as bright as Andy Dillon should not be judged on what he has actually done, but rather some half baked idea he belched. Speaking of half baked ideas Andy belched, where is the Dillon Surrender document? Why is Andy hiding his Surrender to Bishop? What is Andy ashamed of?

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by: Steven T. Mason @ Sun Sep 27, 2009 at 17:52:43 PM CDT